Saturday, August 10, 2013

The Hot Dogs of Warren County



Around these parts, we have quite the competition for hot dogs going on. Drive down Rt. 31 through Oxford, make a left onto Rt. 46 into the hilariously-named Buttzville, and you'll soon be rewarded with a view of Hot DogJohnny's... with its giant, happy painted hot dog, slathered in yellow mustard paint, beckoning passerbys to come on in and grab some delicious dogs.

Hot Dog Johnny's, located on the lazy Pequest River that meanders alongside the highway, is the perfect spot to stop for lunch, munch tasty tube steaks and fries with the kids, and curiously enough, wash it down with a mug of buttermilk. (Note that although they sell buttermilk, you are not allowed to carry your mug of it to the car, as evidently this poses a safety risk – therefore, you must slurp your buttermilk within the walls of the wacky hot dog octagon, which incidentally, does offer seating for those who do not care about the view of the river and would prefer not to down dogs in their vehicle.)

At Johnny's, the dogs are fried in peanut oil, as seems to be the Warren County way for cooking frankfurters. Their toppings include the obligatory mustard and ketchup, relish, and raw onion. A "hot dog with everything" will arrive wearing a coating of mustard, a sprinkle of onion bits, and feature a slim pickle slice or two, neatly tucked into the bun. When I first moved here, I was unsure of this strange hot-dog topping phenomenon (what? no kraut?), but after a year or two, I grew to appreciate and even crave the unique hot dog customs that are Warren County, NJ.

Another local hot dog hot spot: Toby's Cup, located on Rt. 22 in Lopatcong. Lazy residents who don't feel like getting on the highway can sneak in through the back way, weaving through South 1st or 2nd street to its tiny parking lot that nearly always has happy hot dog clientele driving in or out, except of course on Tuesdays when they are closed. Like Hot Dog Johnny's, Toby's Cup hot dogs are fried in peanut oil and feature the same mustard-pickle-onion trio. They recently added a few more options to their hot dog repertoire, including sauerkraut and chili.

Or, if you're not a fan of hot dogs, you can opt for the cheeseburger or cheese steak sandwich, neither of which I've ever tasted since I can't seem to get past those dynamite dogs. Chase it with a thick shake (or a non-thick one – they offer those too), grab a Tasty Cake for the road, and you're good to go. (Note: Toby's does not sell french fries – not quite sure why, as they are already evidently deep frying things in there).

Toby's is tiny – a funny little shack on the side of the road, with a straight-out-of-the-1950s creepy carnival clown face and hilarious, retro colored lights perched on the roof, that blink in a peevish, almost questioning way. It really is an odd sight – but the hot dogs are great – especially flavorful, and I must say that I always manage to get the perfect hot-dog-to-bun ratio there. And, sadly enough, even though I've always been a kraut-and-mustard kind of gal, I find myself salivating for the Warren County "dog with everything" pickle, onion and mustard style.

The third, well-known hot dog joint around here is Jimmy's on the Delaware. Unfortunately, I have never eaten there, so I can't very well provide a review.